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GORUDENSUTADASUTO!!

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/08/19/gorudensutadasuto/

From http://www.translationparty.com/#2010449:

We are stardust, we are golden, we are caught in the Devil’s bargain, and we’ve got to get ourselves back to the Garden!

私たちはスターダストには、金色のは、我々は悪魔の駆け引きに巻き込まれ、私たちは庭に自分自身を取り戻すぞ!

We are stardust, golden, we are involved in a devil’s bargain, we’ll get back to the garden itself!

私たちは、黄金の、我々は悪魔の取引に関与している、私どもの方では庭そのものを買ってあげるスターダスト!

We are golden, we are involved in the transactions of the devil, for us is to buy the Stardust Garden!

我々は、我々は悪魔の取引に関与している、私たちは、スターダストを購入する金色の庭です!

We are, we are involved in trading the devil we are to buy a garden of golden stardust!

我々は、我々は我々黄金のスターダストの庭を購入している悪魔の取引に関与しています!

We we we are involved in the transactions of the Devil’s Garden to buy the golden stardust!

私たちは、悪魔の庭の取引に関与している我々ゴールデンスターダストを購入する!

We are, we are involved in trading in the garden of the devil and buy GORUDENSUTADASUTO!

我々は、我々の取引では、悪魔とGORUDENSUTADASUTO購入の庭に関与しています!

We have in our business, and the devil is involved in the garden GORUDENSUTADASUTO purchase!

我々のビジネスでは、とて、悪魔の庭園を購入GORUDENSUTADASUTOにかかわっている!

In our business, and bought the devil’s garden GORUDENSUTADASUTO be involved in!

私たちのビジネスでは、とに関与するGORUDENSUTADASUTO悪魔の庭を購入!

Our business is involved in the garden of the devil and GORUDENSUTADASUTO Purchase!

当社の事業は、悪魔とGORUDENSUTADASUTO購入の庭にかかわっている!

Our business is the devil’s garden GORUDENSUTADASUTO be involved purchasing!

購買関与するGORUDENSUTADASUTO当社の事業は、悪魔の庭です!

Be involved purchasing GORUDENSUTADASUTO Our business is the devil’s garden!

GORUDENSUTADASUTOを購入することが当社の事業関係は、悪魔の庭です!

GORUDENSUTADASUTO our business relationship to purchase is the devil’s garden!

購入するGORUDENSUTADASUTO私たちのビジネス関係は、悪魔の庭です!

Buy GORUDENSUTADASUTO our business relationship is the garden of the devil!

私たちのビジネス関係を購入するGORUDENSUTADASUTO悪魔の庭です!

Buy GORUDENSUTADASUTO our business relationship is the devil’s garden!

私たちのビジネス関係を購入するGORUDENSUTADASUTO 、悪魔の庭です!

Buy a business in our GORUDENSUTADASUTO, is the garden of the devil!

私たちのGORUDENSUTADASUTOで、ビジネスの購入は、悪魔の庭です!

GORUDENSUTADASUTO in our purchase of the business is the devil’s garden!

ビジネスGORUDENSUTADASUTOの購入には、悪魔の庭です!

GORUDENSUTADASUTO business to purchase is the devil’s garden!

GORUDENSUTADASUTOビジネスの購入には、悪魔の庭です!

GORUDENSUTADASUTO to buy the business, is the garden of the devil!

GORUDENSUTADASUTO 、悪魔の庭されているビジネスを購入する!

GORUDENSUTADASUTO, to buy a business that is the devil’s garden!

GORUDENSUTADASUTOは、悪魔の庭園でのビジネスを購入する!

GORUDENSUTADASUTO is to buy a business in the gardens of the devil!

GORUDENSUTADASUTO悪魔の庭園でのビジネスを購入することです!

GORUDENSUTADASUTO is to buy a business in the gardens of the devil!

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Optimum Triple-Play: Crazy Fast

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/08/14/optimum-triple-play-crazy-fast/

Here in New York I signed up for Optimum Triple-Play: I get cable, Internet, and phone from the local cable company. The Speakeasy Speed test says:

Download Speed: 12988 kbps (1623.5 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 2039 kbps (254.9 KB/sec transfer rate)

Twelve megabits?! That is a lot of bandwidth. So much so that my old 802.11b local wireless network will actually have less bandwidth than my uplink. Gadzooks!

And the cable comes with some HD channels to watch on our CRT, and a crude DVR which can record shows on multiple channels simultaneously. Not bad, I suppose, for a tad over $100/mo. Yeah, and free long distance, so I gotta start calling up relatives again.

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News and Reaction, Technology

West Portal Collision

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/07/21/west-portal-collision/

This past Saturday one Muni train rear-ended another at the West Portal station, half a mile from my house. I decided to stay away from the scene, so as not to crowd an accident scene where authorities were attending to around fifty injuries.

I have ridden these trains a great deal. They run under computer control through the subway and then convert to manually-operated streetcar service at West Portal station. Apparently, after switching to manual control at West Portal station, the driver blacked out, so his train rolled down the track at 20-23 MPH, colliding with the train in front of it.

The Chronicle points out that there is a consideration of the practice that Muni has been allowing trains to switch out of automatic mode in the tunnel before entering West Portal station: by overriding the computer control, a second train can get in to the station platform, allowing passengers a chance to change trains. Had this train remained on automatic, it would not have been allowed into the station, and the accident would not have happened.

But, to me, the thought of switching to manual control early doesn’t sound like the problem. The problem appears to be that the driver blacked out while operating a train, possibly due to a diabetic condition. In this case it may have been a blessing that he blacked out at West Portal, where his train was stopped by the train before it. Had he blacked out outbound of west Portal, his L train could well have been rolling downhill on Taraval across 19th Avenue, with little more substantial than automobiles and pedestrians to slow its descent.

I spent a little time researching whether the Breda vehicles are equipped with a dead-man’s switch or not, but couldn’t find anything conclusive. I found some reference to dead-man’s switches being required on all vehicles after 2000, while the Bredas were introduced from 1995 to 2003. My hunch is that there is a dead-man’s switch or other vigilance device, but it may not kick in automatically: had the train been rolling down Taraval maybe the brakes would have kicked, but a few seconds pulling up to the platform at West Portal was enough time for an accident between vehicles operating with minimal distance.

I don’t know . . . NTSB gets to figure it all out. I’m just glad nobody got killed.

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Chicago-Milwaukee High-Speed Rail!

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/07/20/talgo/

Stuck!
When I rode Talgo, there was a delay.

On Friday, Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle announced that 2 or 4 Talgo trainsets would be purchased for Amtrak’s Hiawatha service between Chicago and Milwaukee. Apparently, these will be Talgo XXI trainsets which have run at a top speed of 159 MPH, yielding a speed record claim for diesel train travel.

The Chicago Tribune reports that the trip to Milwaukee will come in at under one hour. Even better, the Hiawatha serves Milwaukee’s airport, Mitchell Field. If Chicago residents can get to Milwaukee’s airport in less than an hour, there would no need to build the fabled “third airport.”

High Speed Rail? Yes, we can!

I rode an older Talgo in Spain, which was delayed due to a fire on the tracks ahead of us. They passed out soft drinks as we sat, and the Spaniards began playing music.

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Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/07/16/airhowa-png/

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Virgin America has wireless access on its flights. For $13 you get enough bandwidth to video conference. It was fun.

I tried not to talk too much or too loudly from my seat. To be sure, everyone on Virgin America is pretty much immersed in their personal entertainment anyway so its not so much of a thing.

(Thanks, Todd, for the screen capture.)

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WFA = “Working From Air”

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/07/10/wfa-work-from-air/

I’m flying to New York. Fortunately, I needn’t lose a work day because for $15, Virgin America has got me on the Internet!

It is zippy enough, and the latency is perfectly fine, so I am guessing it is a terrestrial network. VPN works fine, too.

http://www.speakeasy.net/speedtest/
Last Result:
Download Speed: 964 kbps (120.5 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 337 kbps (42.1 KB/sec transfer rate)

It is a bit cramped, for sure. Fortunately, my Dell Mini 10 arrived yesterday, with Ubuntu pre-installed. (Vendor Linux!) I hope to write more about that later, but this is a zippy little thing that is probably about as usable as you’re ever going to get in a coach class airplane seat. Yay!

Virgin claim to have power plugs at each seat. I haven’t seen mine, but given the battery life this thing claims, I shouldn’t need to plug in for the duration of this continental crossing.

That looks like . . . Nevada. No . . . we’re above US Route 6 in Utah. 2112 miles to go. That’s another thing I dig about Virgin America: an interactive map at the seat terminal, and an adjustable headrest, which Southwest lacks . . .

Well, this is a work day, better get back to working.

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Snapshot: My E-mail Archive

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/07/04/snapshot-my-e-mail-archive/

0-14:22 djh@ratchet ~> ls -lh mail/archive-*
-rw-------  1 djh  djh    18M Jun 14 17:17 mail/archive-1997
-rw-------  1 djh  djh    29M Jun 14 17:16 mail/archive-1998
-rw-------  1 djh  djh    18M Jun 14 17:13 mail/archive-1999
-rw-------  1 djh  djh    26M Jun 14 17:13 mail/archive-2000
-rw-------  1 djh  djh    25M Jun 14 17:11 mail/archive-2001
-rw-------  1 djh  djh    18M Jun 17  2004 mail/archive-2002
-rw-------  1 djh  djh    25M Jun 14 17:09 mail/archive-2003
-rw-------  1 djh  djh    15M Jun 14 17:08 mail/archive-2004
-rw-------  1 djh  djh    63M Jun 14 17:05 mail/archive-2005
-rw-------  1 djh  djh   202M Jun 14 16:54 mail/archive-2006
-rw-------  1 djh  djh   362M Jun 14 18:06 mail/archive-2007
-rw-------  1 djh  djh   202M Jun 14 19:17 mail/archive-2008

I recently went through, and using mutt’s date-range filters, revised my e-mail archives, most notably saving messages stored in Gmail into these annual mbox archives.

I think it was around late 2005 that I started using Flickr, so the ramp up in sizes is pictures being e-mailed from mobile devices.

I delete most e-mail that I receive, but I pretty much archive all personal correspondence, and anything I send.

Also, I was disappointed that when I tried to copy archival messages into Gmail, via IMAP, Gmail would interpret the message date as the date it was copied in to the archive, and not the date the messages was created. That was disappointing. I like Gmail’s search capability, so it would have been nice to give it access to my corpus.

Mainly though, I dig Gmail’s interface, especially while traveling. But I recently got mutt running again because it is a much faster way to step through an Inbox and delete / reply / Archive than clicky click web interface. If only I could give it access to my Gmail contacts . . .

March 1997 was when my server hard drive crashed, and after that I began to take disaster recovery more seriously.

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AdSense Suspended

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/06/17/adsense-suspended/

Back in 2005, Marissa Mayer, VP of Search Products & User Experience at Google, stated:

“There will not be crazy, flashy, graphical doodads flying and popping up all over the Google site. Ever.”

Apparently Google lacks the same sort of respect for the web sites of its AdSense customers, because they started putting animated advertising on my site.

“Say it aint so.”

According to Google’s “self-service tech support” there is no way to turn them off, short of reverting to text-only ads.

This is wrong on a few levels. And I’m not sure if Google is just being its regular sloppy self or if they are getting desperate for revenue such that they’re finding more wiggle room in the “don’t be evil” philosophy.

Whatever is going on down in Mountain View, I will just get along without the $10/mo or so I’ve gotten from AdSense revenue.

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Sundry, Technical, Technology

Spam: Honorable Mention

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/06/17/spam-honorable-mention/

I hate spam at least as much as the next guy. Heck, fighting spam is my day job. But I just gotta say, this little guy who made it through the Gmail spam filter this morning just made me smile:

ricercar

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News and Reaction, Politics, Technology

Strange World

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/06/16/strange-world/

Perhaps they are just being self-important, and I can’t help but imagine that the government is blocking them, but if this is even 10% true, well, Twitter and their network provider are doing the right thing in rescheduling some network maintenance:

“Our network partners at NTT America recognize the role Twitter is currently playing as an important communication tool in Iran. Tonight’s planned maintenance has been rescheduled to tomorrow between 2-3p PST (1:30a in Iran).”

I mean, if there is something for which Twitter could be genuinely useful it would be to quickly gather people together for public demonstrations.

Thanks, Linky.

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News and Reaction, Technology

Google’s New Algorithm: QuitRank!

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/05/22/google-quitrank/

The Wall Street Journal Reports:

Current and former Googlers said the company is losing talent because some employees feel they can’t make the same impact as the company matures. Several said Google provides little formal career planning, and some found the company’s human-resources programs too impersonal.

Concerned that employees may leave because HR is uncaring and impersonal, Google has naturally responded in the Google way:

The Internet search giant recently began crunching data from employee reviews and promotion and pay histories in a mathematical formula Google says can identify which of its 20,000 employees are most likely to quit.

Good luck with that.

I picture some super HR geniuses down in the Googleplex able to predict with great accuracy who will quit next, and exactly when, but lack any clue as to why they are likely to quit, or how to retain them. Still, they will still be hailed as ingenious visionaries because they figured it all out with great scientific precision and implemented their analysis using MapReduce.

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Twitter

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/05/11/twitter/

I think Twitter is over rated. Some BBC commentator was yammering on the radio this weekend about how Twitter was insufficient to replace established media. WTF? Twitter is a way to waste a few minutes of time and occasionally score a chuckle or a wry observation off a friend. Much like a grilled cheese sandwich, Twitter should not be taken too seriously. And yet, there’s a whole ecosystem of people re-tweeting each other and #tagging their posts and live-tweeting as if like hey, its the blog-o-sphere 5.0 with a 140-character limit. Seriously, if you’re imitating the blagojoshere, you’re doing it wrong.

Today, I tweeted:

Twitter would be more pleasing if not for all the RT RT RT RT and #tagged #whoring #bullshit. I mostly un-follow those twats.

Which gets mirrored over to Facebook, where three people have “liked” it.

Consider this entry as my coming out of the Twitter closet. You can follow me if you like, but I really really really don’t care.

But I will say this for Twitter: it keeps my rants short!

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News and Reaction, Technical, Technology

Save Tesla: Get Art!

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/05/07/save-tesla-get-art/

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Public Domain from teslasience.org

Are you a fan of Nikola Tesla? His last remaining laboratory, Wardenclyffe, on Long Island, where he had ambitions of developing a worldwide network of free electrical power, is threatened with sale and demolition. The Tesla Science Center at Wardenclyffe, a would-be museum, wishes to purchase, preserve, and museum-ify the land. They’ll accept donations via personal check. This random lady on Livejournal will accept donations on their behalfonline casino via PayPal, write a check, and for donations in excess of $20, she will draw you a picture of Nikola Tesla, “to your PG-rated specifications” and mail it to you.

(Thanks, beatonna!)

Update: Andrew suggested this crucial documentary on Nikola Tesla.

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Technology Companies: 2008 Profit-per-Employee

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/05/04/2008-tech-ppe/

I enjoyed Pingdom’s recent posts about the size of technology companies, as well as the money they are making, and I asked myself how that equates to the average profit made per employee.

So, I borrowed Pingdom’s numbers, which Pingdom borrowed from Google Finance, and then I quickly larned myself on the Perl GD::Graph module and I generated my own graph:

ppe

Or, if you prefer:

Company PPE
Sun $11,920.37
HP $25,950.16
Yahoo $30,882.35
IBM $30,969.62
Amazon $31,553.40
Dell $32,418.30
Oracle $63,699.41
Intel $64,121.21
eBay $109,876.54
Adobe $118,609.41
Cisco $121,731.77
Apple $150,937.50
Baidu $164,139.44
Microsoft $194,285.71
Google $209,779.81

What is Baidu? Think of it as Chinese Google and you’ll know as much as I do. I’d reckon that profit-per-employee would be very roughly predictive of job security. My feeling about Google is that they are perpetually understaffed due to their traumatic recruiting process.

If you want to play, feel free to grab my ugly hack of a Perl script, the input data file, or unsorted output.

Update: Pingdom took my suggestion to heart and published their own summary.

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Technology, Testimonials

How to Find the Hottest Slave Leias?

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/05/02/hottest-slave-leia/

In browsing the Internet I was tempted to click a link labeled The 101 Hottest Princess Leia Slave Photos. Alas, I was horrified at the horrible scaling and otherwise atrocious user interface.

Then I asked myself if I could solve this problem. Well, not me personally, but the crowdsourcing tool called Flickr:

http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=slave+leia

Flickr can even find a CC-licensed sense of humor:

leia
“You can’t un-see this.” (CC: Official Star Wars Blog)

See also: The force is strong with this one « Flickr Blog

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