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Danny Squared My name is Daniel Howard. I grew up in Chicago, and I live in San Francisco Brooklyn Mountain View Sunnyvale, CA. I was born in 1976: the year of the American Bicentennial. I have a Bachelor's degree in English Rhetoric, but I make my living as a Systems Administrator.

I enjoy writing, and I started publishing on the web in 1995, and an online journal in 1996. Truth be told, I post more often to am pretty over Social Media, but you can check out:

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October 1, 2025

2025-08

We follow the Jobs from place to place. We strike camp when we need to. We rely on a web of relationships. We have no dominion.

August 1, 2025

2025-07

Fuck those Oligarchs. We have climate change to solve.

July 1, 2025

TIP: Remind the user they’re working in production!

This has now come up more than once in my career, so I thought I would share. A common practice is to have different instances of the same web-based software running in your dev, stage, test, and production environments. You test changes in dev, and on occasion you press the big scary button in prod. The problem is, of course, these sites look very much the same from browser tab to browser tab and it is possible to run the wrong thing in the wrong time in the wrong environment.

July 1, 2025

2025-06

I made a sign, then I wrote on the sign. Then I walked over ten miles carrying the sign around. I was granted flags along the way. And several blisters. I love my country. We have a lot of good people.

June 10, 2025

Achievement Unlocked: Permanently Banned From r/waymo

Waymo is good because it can reduce traffic deaths, and Waymo’s corporate parent is a sponsor of the growing horrors of the Trump Regime. Enjoy the ride, but don’t even feign shock that folks are willing to torch a few Waymos.

June 1, 2025

2025-05

Modern cars don’t ship with spare tires.

May 1, 2025

2025-04

It feels like the United States is Wile E Coyote having run over the cliff, pausing in mid-air, then daring to look down. It isn’t a Done Deal that we have lost our Democracy and I have some Faith that we’re going to Keep It Together but I am totally freaked out.