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Vanity

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2009/01/02/vanity/

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Posing with a large charcoal drawing in which I am featured. Currently on display at the Greenhouse Cafe on West Portal.

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Letters to The Man, Sundry

Shell’s Apology

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/12/26/shells-apology/

I received the following response to the complaint I sent to Shell about their infernal television gas pumps:

Dear DANIEL HOWARD,

Your complaint about the pumps at our Shell branded station concerns us. Please accept our apologies for your trouble and inconvenience.

Be assured that we will give this matter thorough and proper attention. Situations like this are best handled locally, so we have forwarded this information to our Region.

Thank you for bringing this to our attention and for your patronage of Shell products and services.

Sincerely,

Shell Solutions Center
Customer Care
1(888) 467-4355
eMail: shellcustomercare@shell.com

My hunch is that this will be the last I hear from them. All the same, this actual human0crafted response is a little better than the average evil corporation.

Alas, I pumped some gas into Mom’s Prius this evening, in Chicago, and I realized I was at a Shell station with more obnoxious NBC programming. Augh!!

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Letters to The Man, Sundry

Shell Gasoline

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/12/19/shell-gasoline/

Here’s an e-mail I just sent to Shell Gasoline:

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Shell Logo, courtesy walknboston.

Hello,

I had no strong feelings about gasoline brands either negative or positive, until this morning. I pulled into the gas station at 19th Ave and Taraval in San Francisco, and the gasoline pump started talking to me and then playing commercials. There’s no way that I would find to turn it off. It was really obnoxious.

When I get my gas I like to have a moment I can stop and think. With blaring televisions on the gas pump I am instead filled with antipathy towards your brand. Because of my experience this morning I now know that when I need gas and I see a Shell station and a non-Shell station, that the non-Shell station is not likely to have a noisy television to annoy me while I get gas. For that I am willing to pay a premium.

Thanks for listening.

Sincerely,
-daniel

Yup. I am a grumpy old man.

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Free Style, Good Reads, Sundry, Technical, Technology

Effective Caffeine Use

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/11/19/effective-caffeine-use/

Wow. Someone, I think at work, just got me on this article called “The Calculus of Caffeine Consumption” — insightful!

So, the idea is that caffeine can either be used to keep you awake and functioning at a basic level, like say while you’re driving cross-country, or it can be used to enhance your cognitive peaks, in case you’re trying to really get the mind crunching on some problem so you can produce a paper or code or such. Further advice is that because caffeine tolerance builds up after a few weeks, caffeine becomes ineffective. The best strategy is to go off caffeine when you don’t need it, and use caffeine wisely when it is needed.

For my part, in the past year, I have gone through the occasional abstinence. More frequently though, I drink tea during the day, which has less caffeine, and then when I need to kick it up a notch, or to wash down some tasty chocolate, I drink coffee. Part of my weekend ritual is to have a “chocolate croissant” and a coffee, after which I have a really aggressive creative buzz going on, even though I have been drinking tea at work all week.

The other advice is that creativity peaks shortly after you have just woken up. Therefor one might try scheduling creative periods after a morning cup of coffee, then an early afternoon nap, followed by another cup of coffee.

I wonder if instead I should have a cup of tea in the early evening, so I can enjoy a moderate creative boost at home on my own time.

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Free Style, Sundry

Budget Cuts

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/11/14/budget-cuts/

Budget Cuts

Welcome to the recession. My employer has reduced the budget. We will maintain a constant headcount but need to reduce discretionary spending. We’ll keep serving bagels on Friday mornings, but no more fancy salmon dill red bell pepper pesto “lite” cream cheese.

All the same, while I can enjoy Philly Cream Cheese-“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”? Haha! 1980s flashback spread!

Mainly, I am happy and lucky to be in a pretty decent position to ride out this downturn with my income intact. Though, I have a nice cushion in the bank just-in-case. If I do find myself unemployed I may move out of my place and hit the road for several months.

On a less jovial note, the remains of a bookstore I recently saw in the Inner Sunset:

Sudden Closure

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About Me, Featured, Letters to The Man, News and Reaction, Politics, Relationship Advice, Religion, Sundry, Testimonials

Proposition 8

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/11/11/gay-marriage-pro-love/

One week ago the people of this country began to party in the streets. I was actually driving down 16th St when I had to stop because the street had been spontaneously closed by joyful San Franciscans. Once I got on my way home I passed Market and Castro. Castro was blocked off for a formal street party, but the crowds seemed subdued. Upon arriving home I saw that Prop 8, repealing the right of people to marry a person of their own sex, was ahead.

Joy at electing a remarkable man to the White House. But a gut-punch to those of us who feel deeply about equal rights.

Just now I received a link to Keith Olbermann, and NBC commentator, who does an excellent job of expressing my dismay over Proposition 8:

The gist: marriage is about Love. At the time Barack Obama was born his parents’ marriage was illegal in 1/3 of the United States, and in the days of slavery, marriage between black people was illegal. There is no advantage to be had in opposing gay marriage, and in this culture where we feel uncomfortable about the impermanence of relationships, and the high rate of divorce, if two people can find love, we ought to allow them to enjoy it the same as anyone else.

While there are lawsuits out to restore same-sex marriage through the courts, my personal hope is that we can put it on the ballot again, and that next time it comes before the people of California, the people will have grown in their own hearts to accept that allowing lovers to marry is what we ought to do. We gained ten points since the last ballot proposition, and Prop 8 would likely have failed were it not for balls-out misinformation fear campaign by the Mormon Church and other cultural conservatives, who viewed popular support for same-sex marriage in California as the first step in a trend that would ultimately lead to acceptance of same-sex marriage throughout the United States.

We have work ahead to ensure the rights of a minority that has been tormented for too long.

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Featured, Sundry, Technical

Makefile, fortune

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/11/10/haha-im-so-broke/

One of my favorite automation strategies is to use Makefiles. The reason is that unlike a shell script you get free error-checking: a Makefile will bomb out on you if one command in the sequence fails. You can also chain targets together, lay out sub-dependencies, and the rest. I’m just finishing up on a little project which has this as the top-level target:

# default
all: dhcp sync yay

# cron-able
dhcp: hosts restart-dhcpd

# Positive feedback rocks!
yay:
        @echo
        @echo "YAY!  Have a fortune cookie:"
        @echo
        @fortune -sa

The first target, “all” is what will be run when a user types “make” and you see that things get broken down further. The “sync” target depends on the user to either enter a password or forward an ssh credential. (more…)

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Politics, Sundry

Election Day

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/11/04/i-voted/

Election Day

I voted! This is the first time I encountered a line at the polling place, which had twice as many booths as usual. I’d say turnout is high but there are also a fuckload of propositions on the San Francisco ballot, which was 4 over-sized cards, most of them double-sided.

I spoiled my first ballot, and had to ask for a fresh one.

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News and Reaction, Politics, Sundry, Testimonials

San Francisco: No on R!

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/11/03/san-francisco-no-on-r/

Last week I contacted the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission regarding Prop R, to rename the sewage treatment plant for George W Bush. I just heard back from their Communications and Outreach department:

Dear Daniel Howard

This is a modern facility that protects the ocean and the environment every day. And yes, we feel that this proposition would denigrate the fine work performed at our plant.

Please do not reply to this email.
If you have additional questions, please submit them through our Feedback area at:
http://sfwater.org/feedback.cfm

I encourage everyone to vote NO on R!

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About Me, Featured, Free Style, Sundry, Technical, Technology

Tip Jar! Tipjoy!

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/10/29/tip-jar-tipjoy/

I have long thought the Internet needed a tip jar. I felt so strongly about this that back in 2003 I spent some time building my own online feed aggregator, which had the ambition of collecting feedback (like Digg) and later monetizing by allowing users, should they desire, to “share the wealth” back to site authors. Say, if you’d marked 50 pages that you like, and decided to chuck in $5, the site could take your $5 and try to give, say, 10 cents to each site. In this way people could gain some modest remuneration for the Internet publishing efforts.

Of course, that was a bit ambitious for me and the project was scrapped when I scored full-time employment.

JRA was recently wishing for the Internet tip jar, and he found that someone has finally built one: Tipjoy.

Briefly, the idea is you can earmark sites for tips of various sizes, then send in a few dollars via PayPal. Tipjoy will then pass the tips along to site authors. They profit by collecting a 3% transaction fee, and I assume they get some float off their PayPal balance as well. At this time authors “cash out” via Amazon.com gift certificates or by sending the money off to charity. That is for legal reasons though it sounds like they hope to traffic in cash in the future.They recently added the ability to cash out via PayPal as well, and deposit to a checking account is a planned feature.

I added a tip jar down in the feedback section below. I set the default to a modest 2 cents. I’m more curious than anything as to how many folks would bother to spread the karma.

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About Me, Featured, Politics, Religion, Sundry, Technical, Technology, Testimonials

Tech Employers and Prop 8

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/10/27/marriage-yes-prop8-no/

I was just mulling over proposition 8 and how happy I am to see that Google and Apple have each taken a public stand against it. So, I figured I’d shoot a brief message off to upper management suggesting how proud I would be if my employer were also to take a stand in defense of civil rights.

Then I wondered that other people may have similar sentiments and similar inclinations to share their feelings with their management. I’m not holding my breath that my company will take a stand, but it doesn’t hurt to share the idea.

I consider it a hard-won blessing that I work in an industry where I can feel comfortable openly expressing my support for the rights of homosexual people.

UPDATE: Due to multiple requests, a “sample text” that folks should feel free to steal / adapt for their own purposes:

Boss,

I think it has been great that both Google and Apple Computer have both publicly stood in defense of the diversity of their employees and their community and made a public stand against Proposition 8.

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/our-position-on-californias-no-on-8.html

http://www.apple.com/hotnews/

For what it is worth, I would be very proud if my organization were to also take a public stand on this issue.

Sincerely,
-daniel

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Sundry, Technical

G1: FAIL

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/10/22/g1-fail/

My happy joy toy arrived today. So far, no love. It ties in to your Gmail account, see? But I have a hosted Gmail account. Rumor has it that hosted gmail accounts work, but when I try to log on I get this error message:

Sorry…

This account cannot be used on the phone because it is missing the following application: cl. Please contact the domain administrator for toldme.com or sign in using another account.

Alas, there is no information to be found on the Internets, and since I have a mere “standard” hosted gmail account I am not entitled to contact Google about the problem. So, I posted a message to their web “help forum” and we’ll see if someone knows. Meanwhile I guess I switch back to my old Sidekick and figure out how to migrate all the data I have stored on that device to the new thingus. With any luck I can shake down some Google employees for some technical support. I hope this isn’t another general case of “eff you hosted domain losers!!”

NOTE: A Google employee has already offered the guess that “cl” may be the Calendar application, so I’m seeing if I can make something happen . . .

UPDATE: According to a reliable source, there is a bug related to registering G1 accounts on hosted domains that surfaced this evening, October 21. They are working feverishly to fix this issue, and I hope we’ll be online tomorrow, October 22.

UPDATE: dannyman@toldme.com is now using his G1 as intended. Yay!!

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Sundry, Technical, Technology

G1: UPS tracking based on cell number!

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/10/20/where-is-my-android/

My new toy is due to arrive on Wednesday. This morning I asked myself “where is my G1?” I cast about on the ‘net for answers. T-Mobile’s web site explained to look up the tracking number on at UPS’es web site, so I wrote them and asked where’s my tracking number? Then I peeked at the forums and saw that I can use my cell number as my tracking number! Pretty slick!

The next thing I did after that was to get my real tracking number from the UPS web site, stick that in Google, then bookmark the link to that page so I can just check that bookmark over the next couple of days to see if my widget has arrived yet in the mail.

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Sundry

“Houston, nous avons un problème . . .”

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/10/16/houston-nous-avons-un-probleme/

I don’t never link to YouTube videos, but this one got me laughing out loud.

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Sundry, Testimonials

Five Cents Credit

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2008/10/06/5-cent-credi/

Credit . . .

One thing I have begun to do is leave low-value cards at the fare machine. That way I don’t have to screw around with "add fare" in the train station which can suck if you’re caught without change. I figure someone purchasing a new fare card can use the buck I leave behind.

The other day I saw someone leave a $0.05 at the machine in San Bruno.

Trivia: this is the 1,004th post in my WordPress installation. And of course, that represents only a portion of my journal from the past decade. I surpassed 1,000 posts earlier today while migrating some of the travel log from HTML into WordPress, which is one of my less exciting ways to kill time on a weekend.

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