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Anyone know what is an Alien Registration Number?

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2004/11/01/alien-registration-number/

Question: What is my Alien Registration number?

Answer: “It is an eight digit number, preceded by an ‘A,’ that is assigned to you by the Department of Homeland Security. It is used as your file or case number by the Court.”

Answer: Musaab notes that you will be assigned an Alien Registration Number by USCIS as needed when you apply for certain benefits. If you have not received an Alien Registration Number, just put “NONE”.

Note: I am not an immigration lawyer and the above information should be taken with a grain of salt. If you absolutely must get this right consult a real immigration lawyer. I’m just a random schmuck with a blog that has pretty good PageRank.

Original post:

<dman> Anyone know what is an Alien Registration Number?
<TanAdept> Just put down 2515049.
<dman> Q. What is an Alien Registration Number?
<dman> A. It is an eight digit number, preceded by an “A,” that is assigned to
you by the Department of Homeland Security. It is used as your file or
case number by the Court.
<TanAdept> A2515049, then
<Nicko> your missing a digit
<TanAdept> Shush.
<Adam> Hey, just shush the DHS guys when they come to your house.
<Adam> To take away your unregistered alien.
<Adam> Or misregistered.
* Nicko first interpreted that as “the DHL guys”
<Adam> Them, too.
<Nicko> they’ll just ship your misregistered aliens

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Jokes

Management Strategies: The Body Meeting

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2004/10/29/management-body-meeting/

Forwarded to me from a colleague: (more…)

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Jokes, Politics

George Bush’s Next Job?

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2004/10/27/george-bushs-next-job/

<junta> Baer has come up with the perfect answer: “like all confused job
seekers, Bush should follow his passion, which is clearly bringing
freedom and democracy to Iraq. That is why if John Kerry is elected
president, he should appoint Bush to be his ambassador to Iraq.”

Well, I got a chuckle out of that.

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Jokes

A string walks in to a bar …

Link: https://dannyman.toldme.com/2004/09/30/string-walks-in-to-a-bar/

A string walks in to a bar. Bartender says “we don’t serve your kind here.”

A while later, String comes back to the bar. Bartender says, “look, we do not serve strings here!”
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