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Scott’s Signature Series High Fructose Corn Syrup!

Recently noticed product at Andronico’s, hoity-toity supermarket for the monied class:

Scott's Signature Series High Fructose Corn Syrup!

Scott’s Signature Series
Korean Style Barbecue Sauce

INGREDIENTS: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Purified Water, Soy Sauce (Water, Soy Protein, Salt) . . .

I like how every ingredient is Capitalized, that the principle ingredient is government-subsidized High Fructose Corn Syrup, and that it features both Purified Water and plain old non-purified Water.

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