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Dennis Kucinich is a Tofu-Eatin’ LIBERAL!

On Wed, Feb 04, 2004 at 12:50:06PM -0500, Ed Burns wrote:
> >>>>> On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 09:19:44 -0800, Danny Howard <dannyman@toldme.com> said:
> > On Wed, Feb 04, 2004 at 06:48:56PM -0000, David Jeske wrote:
> >> — Rev. Joe Doyle Ardent wrote:

> >> > (all other candidates pale in comparison to Kucinich in my eyes).
> >>
> >> Why is that?
>
> > Openly anti-war.
> > Advocate of single-payer healthcare.
> > Concerned with equitable trade agreements.
>
> > He’s a solid liberal. The Ralph Nader of the Democratic party.
>
> Here’s a digression. Could anyone please explain to me why it seems
> that “liberal” is a bad word in today’s America? I don’t understand
> why being seen as “too liberal” would be such a bad thing.

Liberals are reluctant to kill the enemy.

Liberals would have protested at the systematic extermination and expulsion of the Native Americans.

Liberals would have questioned the Spanish American War that brought us half our territory.

Liberals are responsible for the socialism of Roosevelt, and the evil 1% rate-of-return from Social Security.

Liberals like French Wine.

Liberals would just as soon have seen a Red America where labor unions control the means of production, instead of free market capitalism. This is why Germany sucks.

Liberals hate nuclear power.

Liberals want you to walk.

Liberals eat tofu.

Liberals live in cities.

Liberals are well educated.

Liberals think they are better than you.

You need to hate somebody, and it sure shouldn’t be your patriotic corporate overlords. And you can’t openly hate black people anymore. So, you have to hate Arabs, Muslims, foreign migrants, and Liberals, who are responsible for the existence of Arabs, Muslims, and those “illegal” foreign migrants, who might speak to you in Spanish. They also made racism passé.

And remember, even though freeing the slaves was arguably a liberal act, it was a backwoods hickerbilly named Abraham Lincoln who founded the Republican party and yes, fought a long and bloody war to bring it about. That is the threshhold for when liberalism can be tolerated.

All other liberalism is anti-American. And you know where that belongs: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba!

-danny

P.S. Or if you prefer footnotes on why GWB is Evil, ask Dave.

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