How exchanges outside POWERLOADER
Last week I was working in Washington, DC. Before I left, I had to write up instructions for other staff to exchange a tape robot, called a “Powerloader.” The instructions were pretty straightforward and I was fully confident that the staff could do the work without any trouble. So, in case they wanted a challenge, I produced another set of instructions by running the document through Babelfish to translate from English to Chinese, and then back to English. Every time I read these instructions I giggle, so I share with others who may have a similarly perverse sense of humor:
How exchanges outside POWERLOADER
===============================this duty possibly by a cocky person, or two states of mind normal people complete joint effort. Perhaps there is other intructions has RMA, for example turns over the switch in unit’s behind betwen ” Run” And ” Ship” … Please note them.
Below you possibly need to shift the accessory to the new unit:
- Front the ear (is used for pulls causes at unit’s front it to be separated from the rack. )
- The side axle (is used slides for the rack. )
- The SCSI termination (the little white plastic matter is surrounded in the second slot behind the unit. )Once the new unit is suffered above $TAPEHOST, please connect the SCSI cable to hang $TAPEHOST the first SCSI coupling slot in the powerloader rear area. This cable is thick and black and neatly current coils around on the floor after the rack. Some gently please operated this matter… me once was too enterprising and it goes with the SCSI cable badly in me.
Consolidates this SCSI cable to discover through two screws in the coupling. You want black the screwdriver which processes for this.
Strength in loading - big button in front. Second (?) The choice will open the gate in the menu, or the loading/will download. Chooses that choice, with when the gate pop music fully opens, the slippery tray magnetic tape to the loading, the magnetic tape faces left, with closure gate. The menu will start to think ” Inventorying” And the matter should then be hunky-dorey.
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grandma
instructions for use of birthday candles:
Candles are designed to place on birthday cakes only. Remove all packaging materials. KEEP wick trimmed to 1/4 inch before lighting/burning. Leave no wick trimming on candle, and keep free of foreign objects. Do not pinch off burned tip of wick. Trim wick if flame becomes too high. Make sure the candles that fit snugly into holder, upright with no tile AND, keep out away from body, clothes, flammable and combustible materials PRIOR TO IGNITION.
NEVER leave unattended and move burning or hot candle.
NEVER burn the candle exceeing 10 minutes to avoid wax overflows AND, discontinue use when 1 inch of wax remains on bottom to avoid holder ignites, whichever first occurs.
NEVER move candle while burning or while was is in liquid state AND, keep burning candles away from body, clothes and combustible materials.
KEEP OUT of reach of children and pets.
DO NOT snuff or ingest wax. EXTINGUISH carefully; do not use water.
DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.
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