<icky> dannyman: ?
* dannyman assrapes icky
<icky> ah, and here I tought it was not really dannyman...seems as though I were wrong
<icky> everyone knows that the real dannyman assrapes at the drop of a hat
I've noticed that my cow-orkers here at Tellme tend to seem a little mystified when I use sodomy imagery in every day conversation. Cornholing is just par for the course among my Illinois friends. An excerpt from an email I received just last night:
why am I so unmotivated and unsatisfied? And if you say becauase I'm not gettin' any or because I don't have a woman I will analy rape your entire family.
Now, I know my friend isn't perversely eyeing my grandma's booty, and Jay knows I'd never pop his cherry sphincter without his consent, and it stands to reason that figuring out Solaris doesn't actually feel anything like have some foreign objects thrust in and out of one's rectum. Still though, when I say the things I say, they tend to take pause.
For a little while I wondered if all this imagery might be a UIUC-centric thing. But one day I received an email from a seldom heard-from girlfriend who has nothing to do with UIUC, and she mentioned casually the ass-rape that being a med student can be.
Maybe we can blame it on Space Moose for encouraging such notions in to our collective vernacular. I just don't know. All I know is that when Satan is portrayed in the South Park movie as a sensitive, introspective homosexual who is being taken advantage of and being bunged way too much by Saddam Hussein, that Christian fundamentalists should take that in stride. After all, God Hates Fags, so it only makes sense that God's big enemy should be portrayed as a compassionate homosexual. Yin and Yang.
Well, anyway, maybe I'll write here more when I have a point that can be made without offending the sensibilities of little kiddies, or, rather, their parents.
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