Makeout Tips: Eyeglasses
So, I been distracted this morning by a talk thread on Yelp. It turns out that guys make passes at girls who wear glasses after all, and at least among the Yelpers, a nice pair of eyeglasses is a total turn-on. But what happens when you have successfully flirted and are ready for some lip action? How do you negotiate interfering eyewear without making a spectacle of your affection? Well, as a long-time wearer, here’s my tips for making out with eyeglasses:
TIP: If you wanna make out, TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF!
TIP: If you’re having a nice evening with a date who wears glasses, and then you notice they’ve taken their glasses off, it is maybe time to gracefully excuse yourself, or get ready for some HOT.
TIP: If your date is going well and you want to get them “in the mood” you could try sliding their eyeglasses off, and setting them somewhere safe, and then bringing your face close to theirs to stare into their eyes, your mouth slightly agape as your eyes wonder intently at this newfound intimacy . . .
TIP: DO NOT LAY THEM ON THE BED. I testify from personal experience that they can get squished and then your eyeglasses are a tragic victim of your own romantic success.
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Anna
hey, great tips, i’ll be sure to keep them in mind for my next close encounter with the bespectacled.
thank you!
dbt
and this goes even more without saying, but if you’re out and about and don’t have anywhere else to put your glasses, a back pocket is also a bad idea before commencing a makeout session. Learned that long ago. :)
These days of course I wear contacts most of the time.
klara
There was a time when my roommate and I referred to sex as “breaking my glasses.” That was the result of an unfortunate but worthy glasses-breaking incident.
Anna
well - what do you know? according to my latest research, some of the bespectacled make out with their glasses on! could i have been misled?
Andrew Ho
I have glasses, and have been in makeout sessions where I hadn’t taken them off yet. Making out with glasses works just fine with a couple caveats. (1) Only one party can have glasses on. Clinky lens on lens action may sound hot in theory, but is not good in practice. (2) Your lenses will get dirty.
Anyway I agree it’s more comfy with glasses off. But sometimes, you know, things just kinda start without much planning.
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