Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faithAnd I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fatePleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my gameI stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vainI rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stankPleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeahI watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they madeI shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and meLet me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached BombayPleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, babyPleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my gameJust as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners Saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraintSo if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeahPleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get downWoo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blameOoo, who
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Oh, yeahWhat's me name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my nameOoo, who, who
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Oh, yeah