For a long time, I have included random fortunes on my main index page in the style of the classic Unix "fortune" command. I present you, here, with a slightly more legible version of my fortunes file. Note that the file is formatted with an 80-column, fixed-width Unix terminal in mind. Deal.
Fortunes that begin with a string like <whoops> or <ChromeLi> are excerpts from IRC sessions.
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