potential brand concepts because america needs another handsome white man at the helm - conduct a poll. "handsome white men" who see themselves as president some day versus non-"handsome white men" who see themselves as president some day. leadership with flair dannyman's a total veteran - served in the military for six weeks picture of drunken dannyman with the women of spark PR randomly take pictures of dannyman with special interest groups philosophy - the current american lifestyle is unsustainable. we may be forced to reckon with this by 2016. but we should figure out what about ourselves we like, and what about ourselves we should move backwards or forwards on. for example, we should de-emphasize personal automobile for getting around, and move back to our feet / public transportation. we should de-emphasize fossil fuels by going back to renewable forms of energy by going forward to stuff like bio-diesel, photovoltaics, energy consrervation, etc. do something about the mind-rot that is tv. move forward to more ecologically sustainable diets. - life is to be enjoyed. don't take yourself too seriously. get the job done, and get over stupid things that piss you off for no apparent reason. i will help you by bringing up things that piss you off but that shouldn't rule your life. - the most critical component of government is the person who knows how to govern themselves. at the base level, we each need to act. in the big picture, the government needs to be run with an eye towards "how can the government facilitate what we generally agree that our goals are?" dialog on what the best goals are needs to be conducted beyond the realm of monied interests. - the economy is a tool that serves social ends. while it generally tunes itself with some degree of efficiency, there is nothing sacred about the "free market." tampering with the "free market" should be undertaken with some humility. we do x today, but with an eye towards the market doing x itself tomorrow. it is important to push x along. where the "free market" does not provide for y, we'll just have to do it ourselves. - dannyman is a C student who, while quite intelligent and capable of quick wit, gets distracted easily, and is more enchanted with stylized substance than substantial substance. ralph nader and noam chomsky can work out the details with the other harvard kids. - more than dannyman, more than 2016, it is the memes that count. platform - pack the supreme court with native americans, women, latinos, and whomever else deserves a turn. but especially native americans. give flaming queers preference for other givernment appointments. - gun control a la dns - you need a notorized note from your mother, or proof that she is dead, before you can ride motorcycle without a helmet - national health care system. get over it already - immigration preferences for non-majority groups - settle the score with iraq - surrender the drug war, treat social ills as diseases, focus on africa aids problem if they're not all dead by 2016 - open trade with cuba. while this threatens electoral votes in florida, demonstrate flair by touting open trade with cuba as good for pissing off cubans. use that elian picture with a good slogan. - race is a problem. let us acknowledge our racist tendancies and keep them on the edge of our consciousness to figure out how to some day eliminate the necessity for being conscious of it in the first place. ditto every other ism. learn the difference between enjoying the things that make us distinctive, and casting people in a certain role prejudicially when it is inappropriate. apply the golden rule to this task. fund-raising - $1k limit per capita - sell tee shirts / tote bags, a la public broadcasting - a $1k donation today will bear interests - set up 501c3 or whatever dissemination - start writing dannyman 2016 everywhere, with url. - pass out cards everywhere. - sell cards on web site for campaign donations.